Definitions by Dill DOUGH

Amish windmill 

When someone shits into a box fan.

Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.

Amish windmill by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Angolan sandels 

When someone steps in human shit with a bare foot.

Todd could tell from the moment it squished between his toes that he had just donned a fresh pair of Angolan sandels.

Angolan sandels by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Texas tornado 

When you shit and piss into a blender.

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.

Texas tornado by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Dicksmoke 

When your patty is in a steam roller connected to a gas mask used for smoking doob and you simultaneously fellate yourself (See "autofellatio}") and take a nice big toke.

"Hey, Bob, believe you me: when ya dicksmoke, beware the moneyshot. Not a good taste with tha weed"

Dicksmoke by Dill dOugh February 17, 2004

Chub 

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.

Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge

Chub by Dill Dough February 16, 2004

fuzznuts 

big hairy balls

Damn my fuzznuts itch

fuzznuts by Dill Dough June 5, 2003