Digitus's definitions

diff.

n. An abbreviation of "different"

As Digitus and the Asian girl are IMing...
Digitus asked, "Hey, u wanna go to the movies?"
The Asian girl replied, "No, let's do something diff. Let's go into a forest."
Digitus asked, "Why? Do you wanna do it? Cuz I do."
The Asian girl replied, "Yeah, let's go to the one over by the ice cream place and bring a condom, ok?"
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I got it. See ya."
The Asian girl said good-bye as they logged off.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

orig.

n. An abbreviation of "original"

The Asian girl asked, "Did you know that the natural way, the orig. sexual position was the doggy style? I mean look at the other animals! Deer, dogs, horses, whatever. They do it doggy style."
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I knew this but it was cool listening to you."
The Asian girl said, "Thanks. Isn't it interesting that our fav. position is the doggy style?"
Digitus smiled, "Yeah, and it's VERY interesting when we do it!"
The Asian girl laughed.

by Digitus August 23, 2005

reg.

n. An abbreviation of "regular"

Digitus asked, "Hey, is it normal that we have sex like almost everyday?"
The Asian girl laughed and replied, "I'm def. sure that our sex drives aren't reg. like others."

by Digitus September 1, 2005

def.

n. An abbreviation of "definitely"

The Asian girl asked, "What's your fav. position?"
Digitus answered, "Def. the doggy-style... Do you wanna do it?"
The Asian girl replied, "Nah, later maybe. I mean we just did in the forest this morning! We should not do it for a couple of days."
Digitus replied, "You're right. Do you want to watch some TV?"
The Asian girl answered, "Yeah."
They sat down as they turned on the TV.

by Digitus July 21, 2005