LMFAOIS
Internet slang term. An abbreviation of "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Into Space"
Reserved for rare times when you really laugh hard out loud at something that is very hilarious.
Internet slang term. An abbreviation of "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Into Space"
Reserved for rare times when you really laugh hard out loud at something that is very hilarious.
Guy #1 said, "Dude, I got a fucking STD from a virgin chick! It's bullshit! Bullshit, I say!"
Guy #2 simply said "LMFAOIS!"
Guy #2 simply said "LMFAOIS!"
by Digitus February 22, 2008
n. An abbreviation of "definitely"
The Asian girl asked, "What's your fav. position?"
Digitus answered, "Def. the doggy-style... Do you wanna do it?"
The Asian girl replied, "Nah, later maybe. I mean we just did in the forest this morning! We should not do it for a couple of days."
Digitus replied, "You're right. Do you want to watch some TV?"
The Asian girl answered, "Yeah."
They sat down as they turned on the TV.
Digitus answered, "Def. the doggy-style... Do you wanna do it?"
The Asian girl replied, "Nah, later maybe. I mean we just did in the forest this morning! We should not do it for a couple of days."
Digitus replied, "You're right. Do you want to watch some TV?"
The Asian girl answered, "Yeah."
They sat down as they turned on the TV.
by Digitus July 07, 2005
1. Noun. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
1.Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"
2.Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
3.Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
2.Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
3.Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus June 02, 2005
n. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"
Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."
Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus July 27, 2005
n. An abbreviation of "different"
As Digitus and the Asian girl are IMing...
Digitus asked, "Hey, u wanna go to the movies?"
The Asian girl replied, "No, let's do something diff. Let's go into a forest."
Digitus asked, "Why? Do you wanna do it? Cuz I do."
The Asian girl replied, "Yeah, let's go to the one over by the ice cream place and bring a condom, ok?"
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I got it. See ya."
The Asian girl said good-bye as they logged off.
Digitus asked, "Hey, u wanna go to the movies?"
The Asian girl replied, "No, let's do something diff. Let's go into a forest."
Digitus asked, "Why? Do you wanna do it? Cuz I do."
The Asian girl replied, "Yeah, let's go to the one over by the ice cream place and bring a condom, ok?"
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I got it. See ya."
The Asian girl said good-bye as they logged off.
by Digitus August 14, 2005
n. An abbreviation of "original"
The Asian girl asked, "Did you know that the natural way, the orig. sexual position was the doggy style? I mean look at the other animals! Deer, dogs, horses, whatever. They do it doggy style."
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I knew this but it was cool listening to you."
The Asian girl said, "Thanks. Isn't it interesting that our fav. position is the doggy style?"
Digitus smiled, "Yeah, and it's VERY interesting when we do it!"
The Asian girl laughed.
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I knew this but it was cool listening to you."
The Asian girl said, "Thanks. Isn't it interesting that our fav. position is the doggy style?"
Digitus smiled, "Yeah, and it's VERY interesting when we do it!"
The Asian girl laughed.
by Digitus July 27, 2005
Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.
by Digitus August 14, 2005