Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Sole

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005