Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

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Bite

1) To viciously clamp down on something with one's own teeth.

2) To be bad and/or boring.

1) I tried feeding the geese at the pond, but most of them just attempted to bite me.

2) This PowerPoint presentation bites; I hope it finishes soon.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

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Drivel

Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.

Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?

by Diggity Monkeez March 16, 2005

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Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

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