Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Trade

1) To exchange goods that have value.

2) Job specialty; the occupation at which one has the best chance of excelling.

1) Carmen traded her Vida Blue '73 card to Charles for his brand new set of headphones.

2) Connor was a mechanic by trade, but decided to attend law school in his mid-thirties.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

Oh, Yyyyeah!

"Oh, yeah!" as said by wrestling superstar, Slim Jim pitchman, rapper, and voice actor Macho Man Randy Savage.

Sometime in the 1970s, a minor league catcher for the Cardinals would bellow, "Oh, yyyyeah!" in his well-known gravelly voice every time one of his pitchers struck out an opposing batter.

by Diggity Monkeez February 14, 2006

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

FAO Schwarz

A toy store in New York City that went out of business a couple of years ago. The toys were incredibly expensive but deservedly so. The store was made up of giant sections, devoted to jungle animals, Legos (Legoes?), Star Wars, and candy.

FAO Schwarz was like a giant palace straight out of a child's dream.

by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Viewers Like You

Why PBS has been able to produce quality television for so long.

'Slackjaw' was brought to you by Guillermo Entertainment and the support of viewers like you.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005