Grand Marshall

The grand marshall is the person of honor in a parade.

Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Frame

To make a person appear as the perpetrator of a crime that he/she did not commit.

I was framed as the thief of the art borders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 11, 2005

12:00

Straight ahead, as spoken by an officer in battle. Has filtered into driver's slang.

"We've got bogeys at 12:00."

"Big rig at 12:00!"

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Joke

A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.

The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Loony

Goofy, crazy.

I guess it could also mean 'like a loon (the bird)', but what would that be saying?

Mick: Steve's acting a little loony; now he's always talking about this get-rich quick scheme that he brought home from work and how he really wants each of us to have a piece of it. I'm not sure if he's joking or what.

Stan: You can never tell with that guy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

Ghostbusters

Group of special agents who specialize in the capture and apprehension of ghosts, demons, cretins, evil spirits, etc. Ghostbusters should be called whenever paranormal activities are suspected, including when there is something strange in the neighborhood or an invisible man sleeping in your bed.

The refrigerator had become possessed, so I called the Ghostbusters.

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004