Dig Nitty's definitions

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Skankenstein

A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose

I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Spermanent Address

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019