Dig Nitty's definitions

Skankenstein

A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose

I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Gaysian

A term used to describe a sect or group of
People who are homosexual and of Asian descent.

I got lost in Toronto and ended up in the Gaysian district. Started migrating when Bette Midler was in the height of her career. They call it the Bette offensive. The gaysian population grew until there was no more room in the cities and gaysians were forced to sleep on rooftops. Also referred to as Midler on the roof.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Palzone

A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings

I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Halfrican

The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity

My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019