Dig Nitty's definitions

Spermanent Address

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Sara Tonin

The generic name for the girl who was the semi-urban hook up for weird drugs we all knew in high school but didn’t really hang out with. Newports, sweatpants, trauma. The whole package. Picked fights with hall monitors for no reason.

“Yo didn’t Sara Tonin have a kid?” “Sort of. She sold it on marketplace.” “Oh wow ok. Does she know where to get adderall?” “Simple answer: yes.”

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Palzone

A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings

I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Skanky Muniz

Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire

Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar

by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Halfrican

The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity

My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019