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Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
Get the Cunt Double mug.The generic name for the girl who was the semi-urban hook up for weird drugs we all knew in high school but didn’t really hang out with. Newports, sweatpants, trauma. The whole package. Picked fights with hall monitors for no reason.
“Yo didn’t Sara Tonin have a kid?” “Sort of. She sold it on marketplace.” “Oh wow ok. Does she know where to get adderall?” “Simple answer: yes.”
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
Get the Sara Tonin mug.When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption
I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.
by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019
Get the Beef Swellington mug.Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail
by Dig Nitty May 28, 2019
Get the Bob the Builder mug.One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing
by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019
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Get the Tender mug.Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways
Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick
by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019
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