Spermanent Address

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Skankenstein

A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose

I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?

by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 09, 2019

Sara Tonin

The generic name for the girl who was the semi-urban hook up for weird drugs we all knew in high school but didn’t really hang out with. Newports, sweatpants, trauma. The whole package. Picked fights with hall monitors for no reason.

“Yo didn’t Sara Tonin have a kid?” “Sort of. She sold it on marketplace.” “Oh wow ok. Does she know where to get adderall?” “Simple answer: yes.”

by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Gaysian

A term used to describe a sect or group of
People who are homosexual and of Asian descent.

I got lost in Toronto and ended up in the Gaysian district. Started migrating when Bette Midler was in the height of her career. They call it the Bette offensive. The gaysian population grew until there was no more room in the cities and gaysians were forced to sleep on rooftops. Also referred to as Midler on the roof.

by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019