Definitions by Dig Nitty

Jewsbumps 

A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.

Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”

Jewsbumps by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Fergatory 

When you haven’t sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, you’re sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until you’ve learned your lesson and repent.

This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonight’s going to be a good night.

Fergatory by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Cunt Double 

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

Cunt Double by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Cunt Man

Another term for a stunt cock In pornography.

“Ok we got the ass and balls thrusting shot. Let’s bring in the Cunt Man for the action shots.”

Cunt Man by Dig Nitty July 20, 2023

Spermanent Address 

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

Spermanent Address by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Sara Tonin 

The generic name for the girl who was the semi-urban hook up for weird drugs we all knew in high school but didn’t really hang out with. Newports, sweatpants, trauma. The whole package. Picked fights with hall monitors for no reason.

“Yo didn’t Sara Tonin have a kid?” “Sort of. She sold it on marketplace.” “Oh wow ok. Does she know where to get adderall?” “Simple answer: yes.”

Sara Tonin by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Bob the Builder

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and smack her in the back of the head with a brick

Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail

Bob the Builder by Dig Nitty May 28, 2019