Dig Nitty's definitions

Palzone

A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings

I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Bob the Builder

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and smack her in the back of the head with a brick

Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail

by Dig Nitty May 28, 2019

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Skanky Muniz

Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire

Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar

by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Take a Wish Foundation

The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own

My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.

by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019