Definitions by Diego

meat market 

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

meat market by Diego August 21, 2003

pad

Your house or room.

"Hey baby. Let's go back to my pad for some action."

pad by Diego August 21, 2003

pricey

An absolute champion.
Drinking Overproof rum (60%) and smoking like a chimney, ol' Pricey is the most laidback, kickin' it of all Aussie's. He grew up in the heartlands of Swansea NSW and used to drop acid in class. A freakishly talented soccer goalie, Pricey would regularly be seen getting high an the hour before a match.
Driving a Canary yellow Holden Gemini, his chick-pulling capabilities are unlimited as he is the biggest chiller ever. His most common phrases: "Fuck Off Cunt!" "Whateva" "I don't give a fuck" "No worries".

"Me and Pricey have been tight for years. Smoking chronic and getting fucked up way back in the day. I got my degree in ~weed science~ with him.

pricey by Diego August 21, 2003

Cold one 

A nice cold beer.

"Can I have a cold one?"

Cold one by Diego August 21, 2003

hot one 

To smoke a bong, cone, or bowl of marijuana.

"Can I have another 'hot one'?"

hot one by Diego August 21, 2003

akryte 

Act Right.

"You better ackryte up in this mutha."

akryte by Diego August 21, 2003

Micro Penis

As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."

Micro Penis by Diego August 21, 2003