Diego's definitions

Hasbury O'Nicholson

A ficitonal charcter used to play an invented game involving a brick wall, 2 player's, a golf club, grass and a baseline. Similar to squash, the player's take turns in chipping the golf ball against the wall, making sure it hits on the full, but doesnt go over the baseline on the rebound. The 'grasscourt' is littered with obstacles such as benches and water fountains to add a needed edge to the game. Played while very high.
A Tennis scoring system is used.

"Hasbury O'Nicholson lost to Goran Norman in the Novo Park Challenge."

by Diego August 25, 2003

rorted

Very fucked up from drugs and/or alcohol.

"Let's buy some 'Bundy O.P' and get rorted."
"I got rorted on the 'bikkies' last night."

by Diego September 5, 2003

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Bones

Bones refers to any underground game that is used to gamble illegally.
Can be:
- Dominoes
- Dice
- Cards

1. 'Gangsta's playin' bones in the hood.'
2. 'The bones came up 'snake eyes'...I lost my money.'
3. 'Jimmy lost a large game of bones and was later shot.'

by Diego November 27, 2003

grog bog

1. The worst type of shit possible.
2. An extremely repulsive female.

1. "Oh man, I jus' busted a grog bog in there, I wouldn't go in for 35-45 minutes."
2. "Tom hooked up with a mad-ass grog bog last night.

by Diego September 20, 2003

Lay-Low

What you do when the cops and/or gangster's are after yo' ass.

"I be layin'-low for a while, until shit calms down at least."

by Diego September 4, 2003

smokemon

I assume it is a rip-off of Pokemon, where the character smoke's alot of weed.

"Don't approach me wrong, little kids call me 'smokemon',
'coz tha blunt's that i light set off smoke alarm's." - REDMAN

by Diego July 18, 2003