Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Diedric McSpurglejunken

Cuntriloquist

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus

"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

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Pixelopathiarisation

The ridiculously over-expressive way to explain turning up the resolution on your monitor.

"It's a bit blocky so i'm increasing my pixelopathiarisation!"

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

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A person who is very obnoxious and bawdy whilst simultaneously being a loving and caring simpleton of the highest order!
The term was first used many moons ago by a certain legless character of Durrington, West Sussex to refer to himself whilst looking at his extremely large football-like head of massive proportions..

Whilst looking in the mirror one morning he paused to admire his reflection thinking out loud...
"Wow! Look at the epic head on that Plimble!"

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 20, 2020

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MUMBOLIAN

A person or persons who mumble incessantly to spite the people around them. The people in question mumble continuously in order to fill a space or situation with as much interference as humanly possible with the aim of getting under the skin of others in their vicinity. These types are often referred to as being from "MUMBOLIA". Also they repeat the same mumble sound often which would be referred to as a "MUMBOLIANISM". These people are found quite readily in the realms of the HAM radio operator and are the bane of "normal speaking radio stations on the air".

"Oh God sounds like the Mumbolians are out in force today!"
"CQ CQ any stations outside Mumbolia on this frequency!"

by Diedric McSpurglejunken February 26, 2020

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