Definitions by Diedric McSpurglejunken

Pixelopathiarisation 

The ridiculously over-expressive way to explain turning up the resolution on your monitor.

"It's a bit blocky so i'm increasing my pixelopathiarisation!"

Pixelopathiarisation by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Spawnespianism

The act of being spawned in a stupid location in a computer game.

"Some people don't like this game. They think it's just a spawnespianism simulator."

Spawnespianism by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Cuntriloquist 

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus

"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!

Cuntriloquist by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Twatulent 

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

Twatulent by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024

Skrunkie

To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.

Wow! Lumpy McLumperton is looking extraordinarily skrunkie today!

Skrunkie by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020

plimble 

A person who is very obnoxious and bawdy whilst simultaneously being a loving and caring simpleton of the highest order!
The term was first used many moons ago by a certain legless character of Durrington, West Sussex to refer to himself whilst looking at his extremely large football-like head of massive proportions..

Whilst looking in the mirror one morning he paused to admire his reflection thinking out loud...
"Wow! Look at the epic head on that Plimble!"

plimble by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 20, 2020

dweebulant 

The processes or actions associated with being or acting like a "Dweeb".
These creatures like to stick together and are often found pulling on "push" doors whilst wearing V neck jumpers back to front and plimsolls usually of clashing colour configurations.
They add to the overall carbon footprint by being considerably flatulent.

The term for a collection of dweebs is known as a "Phlegm".
The only known cure for dweebulance in any form is a "Radical Robot Assisted Upper Cranial Dweebectomy".

"Did you see that girl wearing the plimsoles with her bush hanging out? I must say that's proper dweebulant!

"Wow that's loads of dweebs in one place!
Yeah it's a proper phlegm!"

dweebulant by Diedric McSpurglejunken March 4, 2020