Definitions by Diedric McSpurglejunken

Breasticular Pendulosity

An affliction suffered by people with large Breasts for Women or "Manboobs" for Men. When running or even walking briskly, the aforementioned affliction will cause a profound pendulum effect which will cause the individual to appear almost intoxicated and sometimes cause them to fall over.

This is sometimes affectionately referred to as "Jiggly Boobism".

"Look at the Breasticular Pendulosity on those puppies!"

Breasticular Pendulosity by Diedric McSpurglejunken July 8, 2026

Pixelopathiarisation 

The ridiculously over-expressive way to explain turning up the resolution on your monitor.

"It's a bit blocky so i'm increasing my pixelopathiarisation!"

Pixelopathiarisation by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Spawnespianism

The act of being spawned in a stupid location in a computer game.

"Some people don't like this game. They think it's just a spawnespianism simulator."

Spawnespianism by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Cuntriloquist 

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus

"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!

Cuntriloquist by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Twatulent 

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

Twatulent by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024

Skrunkie

To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.

Wow! Lumpy McLumperton is looking extraordinarily skrunkie today!

Skrunkie by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020

plimble 

A person who is very obnoxious and bawdy whilst simultaneously being a loving and caring simpleton of the highest order!
The term was first used many moons ago by a certain legless character of Durrington, West Sussex to refer to himself whilst looking at his extremely large football-like head of massive proportions..

Whilst looking in the mirror one morning he paused to admire his reflection thinking out loud...
"Wow! Look at the epic head on that Plimble!"

plimble by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 20, 2020