snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

unternet

Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

friend of bob

A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).

Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Reality TV

It's what MTV has dedicated its airtime to, instead of music.

MTV has so much Reality TV shows. They may as well rename "MTV" to "RTV".

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004