Definitions by Didda Tinkle

no offence 

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

no offence by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excuses are like asses 

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

excuses are like asses by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

fartknocker 

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

fartknocker by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

silent but deadly 

When a fart can be emitted so silently yet its strong enough to floor a rhino.

Eating a Meat-Lovers pizza gives you silent-but-deadly ass-gas.

silent but deadly by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

blinger 

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

blinger by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Lucid Dreaming 

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

Lucid Dreaming by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

rubberduck 

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?

The rubberduck sucked a buck.

rubberduck by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004