Miner's Declension

Under every trans-presentation/pronoun-demand, there's a man drowning in compulsive murder-suicide ideation, and trying to drag you into it as well.

Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."
"Please use my preferred pronouns, blah/blah and blah."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.

And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.

Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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Blue Cartoons

Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.
E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos
by Didaskalos May 31, 2007
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This is literally true. In law, kids are legally "infans," that is, they have no voice, and the idea that "the kid said he wanted it!" is no excuse for sex-crimes against children.
Riffing on Billboard Chris's "Kids can not consent to Puberty Blockers,"
and the San Francisco choir singing "We're coming for your children! / We'll convert your children." (#WCYC)
A slogan meant to position the sloganeer against #Pedoschwing2025.
Unless it's being used ironically, in which cases it's meant to accelerate #Pedoschwing2025, under the idea that ALL discussion of pedophilia moves towards normalizing it.
But the presence of the ironic dimension doesn't at all undercut the validity of the plain and simple surface meaning;
on the surface, it's a sentiment that can't be argued with.

To be understood as operating in the same ironic poly-valent space as the Heideggerian term:

#LGBTQΠπ (which term to be written sous-rature, crossed out --- this browser isn't showing that.)

This term COMPLETES the mega-acronym, in accordance with Dr. James Cantor's famous 2018 "include the P!" tweet, but wittier, because Greek Π/π suggests (celibate) Greek MAN/boy relationships, as practiced by those who've read the Phaedros.

It also rejects/denies/opposes paederasty;
It also looks forward to a process of NORMAL male identity formation, which incorporates ( but is not bogged down in) the moments of Great Mother (Trans) obsession and Great Father (homosexual) obsession.
In the face of over-blown propaganda from both sides, like PRO-TRANS! CUT THE KIDS' BALLS OFF! and KILL THE PEDOS! sometimes it's nice to be out there picketing with a sign saying something nice and relaxing, that everyone can agree with.
<<heavily ironic chilled-out San Diego sigh.>>
So there I am in Balboa Park, in the middle of July, PRIDE 2023 going on around me, wearing a sandwich board saying #KidscannotconsenttoPedophilia" on one side and #LGBTQΠπ (crossed out!) on the other.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
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autogeinophilia

Autogeinophilia: The little-known fetish of dressing up as Ed Gein AS HE dresses up in his home-made woman-skin suit and cavorting about his creepy Wisconsin farmhouse, with the idea of being close to his dead mother by literally investing himself in a suit made of female skin. A deliberate pun on autogynophilia, a trending term as Biden takes office in 2021.
Benjamin Boyce retweeted Donovan Cleckley's clip of Jazz Jennings's mom saying:
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
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In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"

Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
by Didaskalos January 17, 2021
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Chicago Hot Dog

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
by Didaskalos January 25, 2021
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 25, 2022
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WOKE

Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera?
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."

Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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