Dictionnaire Diabolique's definitions

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

narcissitter

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.

Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

codependent relationship

Meaningful relationship; normal human relationship.

Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

covidy

adj. Related to, suffering from, or seeming to suffer from COVID-19 or the ill-effects of the quarantine.

For instance: “Damn, John, that’s a pretty covidy haircut you’ve got there.” Or: “That sweaty covidy cougher in the grocery store was freaking me out.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 16, 2020

senseless violence

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique October 2, 2017

sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.

I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

Karen feminism

The faux-feminism popular amongst the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand. It's popular because it allows wealthy white women to throw their male relatives under the bus whilst sneaking out the back door of Privilege Mansion before the woke bombs hit.

That article in UnHerd about "The Sly Sexism of the OK Karen Meme" is peak Karen feminism.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 26, 2020