Definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique
dis-disease
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
dis-disease by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
active listening
Pretend listening.
That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).
active listening by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
sexuality dysphoria
The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.
I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.
sexuality dysphoria by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
like buzz
like buzz by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
narcissitter
Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.
narcissitter by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
cuck
cuck by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017