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Definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique

dis-disease 

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

active listening 

Pretend listening.
That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.
I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

like buzz 

The endorphin rush that follows a well received social media post.
Posted it an hour ago and I've already got 467 likes. Got a serious like buzz going on here!

narcissitter 

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.
Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.

trumping 

Spending an inordinate amount of time on the Internet obsessing over Trump’s latest antics.
So tired today. Was up trumping till two last night.
Peter is a really good husband and father who treats women like human beings. What a cuck!
cuck by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017