Dickie Moist's definitions

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

godsmack hottie

the chick on the cover of the first Godsmack album.

2. punk rock Drew Barrymore.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

moon rocks

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

Brainiac

a bad headache.

damn man, i smoked too much, i feel all brainiac.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

bean dip

a nice way of saying bullshit

and that, my friend, is pure bean dip.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003