Dickie Moist's definitions

Creamy Goodness

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

muffed out

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

poisoned

a p2p application for the Mac OS X operating system.

no example needed.

by Dickie Moist January 12, 2004

Brainiac

a bad headache.

damn man, i smoked too much, i feel all brainiac.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

fudge tracks

fecal remains commonly found on the inside of a toilet bowl after a bowel movement.

see skidmarks

damnit man, flush that thing again, you left behind fudge tracks.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003