pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003

bean dip

a nice way of saying bullshit

and that, my friend, is pure bean dip.

by Dickie Moist October 08, 2003

public art

the act of leaving a bowel movement unflushed in a public restroom so as to let others enjoy it's natural beauty and splendor.

by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003

fudge tracks

fecal remains commonly found on the inside of a toilet bowl after a bowel movement.

see skidmarks

damnit man, flush that thing again, you left behind fudge tracks.

by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003

bush porn

classic porn from the 70's and 80's featuring women with an abundance of pubic hair.

my boy dan likes to watch himself some serious bush porn.

by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003