Dickie Moist's definitions

bush porn

classic porn from the 70's and 80's featuring women with an abundance of pubic hair.

my boy dan likes to watch himself some serious bush porn.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

fudge tracks

fecal remains commonly found on the inside of a toilet bowl after a bowel movement.

see skidmarks

damnit man, flush that thing again, you left behind fudge tracks.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

public art

the act of leaving a bowel movement unflushed in a public restroom so as to let others enjoy it's natural beauty and splendor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

muffed out

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Creamy Goodness

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

godsmack hottie

the chick on the cover of the first Godsmack album.

2. punk rock Drew Barrymore.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003