6 definitions by Dick Vendor
This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"
Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
by Dick Vendor August 1, 2008
by Dick Vendor June 2, 2011
1) One who is confident with the other sex
2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess
3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess
3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"
2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"
3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"
3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
by Dick Vendor June 2, 2011
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
by Dick Vendor June 6, 2011
(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing
When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.
by Dick Vendor June 6, 2011
1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies
2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid
Example:
Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"
3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.
Example:
Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."
Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid
Example:
Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"
3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.
Example:
Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."
Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.
2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.
See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.
See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
by Dick Vendor June 2, 2011