384 definitions by Dick Onchin
I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.
While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!
My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
by Dick Onchin August 5, 2020
I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020