Dick Onchin's definitions
A little, or maybe a lot, of fecal remnants on the penis after a particularly deep, vigorous session of anal sex.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Pull Out Extramug. I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say I’m $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
by Dick Onchin February 3, 2021
Get the Dusty Nuttin’mug. by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
Get the Frost Jawmug. 1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Alley Snatchmug. She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Turkey Skin Gibletsmug. Damn it sure is cold out. My hands are freezing. You are welcome to warm it up in my fudge pocket.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know I’m face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know I’m face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Fudge Pocketmug. Covid Crotch
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Covid Crotchmug.