When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.
He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.
My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.
My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
That dude in the shower has snugnutz. It’s like a fine piece of leather.
I was born with snugnutz. They never dropped.
I was born with snugnutz. They never dropped.
by Dick Onchin November 01, 2020