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When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
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Get the Soft Wash mug.I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.
The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.
My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.
My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
by Dick Onchin March 7, 2022
Get the Fresh Favorite mug.A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
Get the Jacker’s Elbow mug.Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
Get the Secondary Beating mug.A male, usually older, that keeps you supplied with Starbucks using his Stars rewards. The more you flirt the more Starbucks you get. Don’t F things up with your Star Daddy cause you know your ass is too broke for a latte.
Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
Get the Star Daddy mug.A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
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