Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
by Dick Onchin February 08, 2022
Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
by Dick Onchin August 10, 2020
I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
A male that’s a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.
Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.
Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.
My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.
by Dick Onchin August 11, 2020