I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021
A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.
Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020
Thorny Rosebud
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020