Definitions by Dick Onchin

Beef Rope 

A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.

I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.

You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.

He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.

Beef Rope by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Bean Twist 

Stimulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger by twisting in feverish manner.

After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.

Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.

That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.

Bean Twist by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

Panty Strudel by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Trout Dinner 

Engaging in ravenous cunnilingus. Eating pussy like a fat kid eating candy.

Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.

She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!

My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.

Trout Dinner by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020

Bunny Clit 

A clitoris that is so sensitive she starts bouncing and hopping the second you touch it or lick it.

Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.

I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.

Bunny Clit by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

Hairy Otter 

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

Hairy Otter by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

Boneroma 

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.

My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.

Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020