To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
Get the Release the Web mug.When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
Get the Gooch Sauna mug.To clean one’s foreskin. Typically, doing a quick peel back and removing any smegma aka dick cheese.
I didn’t have time to shower and peel cheez so Bernadette will be getting a little extra tangy tonight when she smokes muh poll.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2023
Get the Peel Cheez mug.A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
Get the Ergonomic Nipples mug.When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
by Dick Onchin November 05, 2020
Get the Tallahassee Tickle mug.After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Bean Twist mug.When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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