Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020
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Wet Bull

When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.
Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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Underbrow

Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).
Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.

My girl braided my underbrow.

I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
by Dick Onchin November 07, 2020
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Grecian Coin Purse

He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.

I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.

My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022
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Lesbian Moving Supplies

I always lesbian moving supplies in my trunk just in case I come home and Rhoda has my stuff thrown on the porch.
by Dick Onchin October 11, 2020
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Ram Corn

To engage in Anal sex.

Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o
Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.

I really want him to ram corn tonight.

I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
by Dick Onchin April 21, 2023
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