Definitions by Dick Onchin
Hard Meat Sandwich
3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Hard Meat Sandwich by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
Mexican Toss Off
When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.
Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.
Mexican Toss Off by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
Clapping Nuts
Male on male anal sex whereby the rhythmic pounding creates a pendulum effect and the two ball sacks start clapping together.
My roommate and I decided to try broholing last night and ended up clapping nuts.
I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.
I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.
Clapping Nuts by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
Yank Sinatra
A male who likes to sing while yanking himself off. Usually likes to sing selection from the easy listening genre.
Hey Yank Sinatra. Can you quiet down in there? We are trying to watch a movie out here.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
Yank Sinatra by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020
Vegan Wipe
A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
Vegan Wipe by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020
Tonsil Hammer
Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020
Tonsil Hammer
I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020