A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 06, 2020
I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
by Dick Onchin August 27, 2020
Hey if you get old honeygums over there drunk you’ll get your balls drained.
My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020