Definitions by Dick Onchin
Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
Take Jimmy to the Woodshed by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Covid Spelunker
Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
Covid Spelunker by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Raunch Covidian
Raunch Covidian
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
Raunch Covidian by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Thorny Rosebud
Thorny Rosebud
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
Thorny Rosebud by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Sicksturbate
Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.
Sicksturbate by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Hamper Camper
A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
Hamper Camper by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Pull Out Extra
A little, or maybe a lot, of fecal remnants on the penis after a particularly deep, vigorous session of anal sex.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
Pull Out Extra by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020