Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
A little, or maybe a lot, of fecal remnants on the penis after a particularly deep, vigorous session of anal sex.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
by Dick Onchin September 09, 2020