A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Get the Elmer’s Sock mug.When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2021
Get the Camel Chew mug.I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Get the Alabama Bootstraps mug.Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Get the Stewed Tomatoes mug.She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020
Get the Chowder Lip mug.Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Water Horns mug.My uncle snuck into my room and railed my poopoopuss. I forgot to lock my door.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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