Definitions by Dick Onchin
Knob Dob
The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
Knob Dob by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Shit-Tucky Mushroom
When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
Shit-Tucky Mushroom by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Water Horns
Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
Water Horns by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Bob the Slob Knob
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
Bob the Slob Knob by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Knob Meat
I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
Knob Meat by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Tattered Pink Sheet
When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
Tattered Pink Sheet by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Tattered Pink Sleeve
Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
Tattered Pink Sleeve by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020