Dick Onchin's definitions
When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Get the Tattered Pink Sheetmug. Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021
Get the Dumpling Wrappermug. Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
Get the Back Alley Brazilianmug. A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.
I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021
Get the 80 Grit Shitmug. by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Tinsel Dickmug. I thought her eyes were going to pop out as I pushed the old gagsteak down her esophagus.
My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.
My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
Get the Gagsteakmug. by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Bone In ‘Er Teatmug.