She edged me for two hours making my milk balls ache.
I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.
I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
Fishhooking your index fingers inside both sides of her mouth while you take her to pound town from behind.
After deploying the gentleman’s bridle, I clapped her cheeks and steered her around the house. Eventually made to the kitchen for a beer before I blew her back out.
by Dick Onchin August 25, 2020
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020
A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
by Dick Onchin December 04, 2020
When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 02, 2020