When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Get the Turd n’ Curd mug.A night of binge drinking, hot wings and late night Taco Bell provided the right recipe for an early morning atomic brownie.
The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.
The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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Get the Frost Jaw mug.Oh man we went to Tandoori House last night for dinner. I’m paying the price today when an Indian star.
I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.
I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.
by Dick Onchin November 11, 2020
Get the Indian Star mug.1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Alley Snatch mug.I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say I’m $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
by Dick Onchin February 03, 2021
Get the Dusty Nuttin’ mug.A little, or maybe a lot, of fecal remnants on the penis after a particularly deep, vigorous session of anal sex.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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