Dick Onchin's definitions
When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020
Get the Colonavirusmug. A male that satisfies only the physical, sexual needs of a female or male. No emotional or domestic relations. Sex only.
My bean is aching. Imma go see my bang daddy and get railed tonight.
My bang daddy clapped my cheeks then called me an Uber.
As soon as his wife leaves for work my bang daddy calls.
My bang daddy clapped my cheeks then called me an Uber.
As soon as his wife leaves for work my bang daddy calls.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2021
Get the Bang Daddymug. I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.
My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.
My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
Get the Yank Gravymug. She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
Get the Hammer Schmearmug. Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
Get the Snoutingmug. Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
Get the Kentucky Cloggermug. I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
Get the Zombie Assmug.