Definitions by Dick Onchin
Poopoopuss
My uncle snuck into my room and railed my poopoopuss. I forgot to lock my door.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Poopoopuss by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Peanut Butter Cunt
My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
Peanut Butter Cunt by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Gravy Scooter
A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
Gravy Scooter by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
Underbrow
Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).
Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.
My girl braided my underbrow.
I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
My girl braided my underbrow.
I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
Underbrow by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
Tug Skin
Male or Female Masturbation.
Let’s go braaaaahhhh. Gonna be late. Hold up yo. Gotta tug skin.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
Tug Skin by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
Blue Bobber
Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
Blue Bobber by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
Tallahassee Tickle
When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
Tallahassee Tickle by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020