The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and I’ll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
by Dick Onchin December 04, 2020
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My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
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2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
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She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
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Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if it’s hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
I hope my uncle doesn’t want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
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