Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020
I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.
I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
by Dick Onchin September 07, 2020
A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.
I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021