Definitions by Dick Onchin
Silk Swipe
A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.
Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
Silk Swipe by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Perfect Squat
A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Perfect Squat by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Digging Deeper
I was digging deeper last night when that Ho hooked her legs around my neck. Next thing she’s yelling you are pounding my cervix.
He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.
He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.
Digging Deeper by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Silver Chowder
My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
Silver Chowder by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Dirty Danglies
I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
Dirty Danglies by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Helmet Dollop
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
Helmet Dollop by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Knockin’ Chunks
Man I put it to that homeless dude behind the dumpster but I tell you it was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
Knockin’ Chunks by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020