Rocket Rimmer

A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.

I was hopping to get my cheeks clapped good last night but he turned out to be a rocket rimmer.

by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Trout Dinner

Engaging in ravenous cunnilingus. Eating pussy like a fat kid eating candy.

Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.

She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!

My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.

by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020

Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.

After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.

by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.

My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.

by Dick Onchin June 04, 2020

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

Ball Leech

An individual that loves to suck a dude’s balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.

Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.

Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020