Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 09, 2020
Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.
My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020