Dick Onchin's definitions
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Cattail Fluffmug. Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.
She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.
She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Mister Microphonemug. Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.
I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.
The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.
The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
Get the Flogging Tonsilsmug. Raunch Covidian
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Raunch Covidianmug. My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Get the Silver Chowdermug. I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Tiger Rubmug. That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020
Get the Corona Corkmug.