Dick Onchin's definitions

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Plug Butter

The amalgamation of feces and semen created during a vigorous plugging and plunging of the bunghole during anal sex.

She was hot AF and let me take her ass to pound town but she gave me a nasty case of plug butter. I almost gagged.

I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Roman Ropes

When your getting some sick, toe curling head and she edges you for over an hour. Building up a sack load of nut, you finally bust and your load erupts in thick, copious, intermittent ropes of jizz. One rope after another blasting like a Roman candle on the 4th of July.

Rachel was giving me some intense, sick ass head last night. She would edge me to the brink and let go. I had built up a massive load of my custard when she finally worked me to completion causing my roman ropes to blast one by one across her smiling hungry face.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

Milk Balls

A set of heavy hangers loaded with jizz aching to bust a copious nut.

She edged me for two hours making my milk balls ache.

I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020