A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Get the Elmer’s Sock mug.I could hear my roommate whipping the flaps last night after going to bed.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Himalayan Butt Plug mug.Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020
Get the Texas Place Mat mug.I was hitting it from behind while she tugged on her flap knuckle.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
by Dick Onchin December 24, 2020
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Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
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Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.
I really want him to ram corn tonight.
I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
I really want him to ram corn tonight.
I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
by Dick Onchin April 20, 2023
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