A night of binge drinking, hot wings and late night Taco Bell provided the right recipe for an early morning atomic brownie.
The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.
The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.
I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.
by Dick Onchin May 07, 2020
When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.
Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2020
When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020