Definitions by Dick Onchin
Rub Tips
When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.
We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
Rub Tips by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Make Me Squirt
Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Make Me Squirt by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Drop Yesterday’s Lunch
Drop Yesterday’s Lunch by Dick Onchin November 27, 2020
Supplemental Semen
I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
Supplemental Semen by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
Back Alley Brazilian
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
Back Alley Brazilian by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
Flapping Sphincter
A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
Flapping Sphincter by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff
When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020