Dick Onchin's definitions
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Get the Halo Cheesemug. An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
Get the So 2020mug. Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
Get the Blue Bobbermug. I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Boneromamug. Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Get the Whack Wipemug. Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Get the Bropussymug. When your partner intentionally, but unexpectedly, shoves a digit (a finger for the unrefined) up your ass. It happens so fast it can’t be stopped so just relax and enjoy.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Man dawg bish was slobbin muh knob behind the Kroger. I was fin ta nut out the kids when shawty done gone in wit da sticky digit and muh toes curled yo!!
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
Get the Sticky Digitmug.