by Dick Onchin May 07, 2020
Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
by Dick Onchin May 03, 2020
Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
by Dick Onchin November 24, 2021
Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
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