Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
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I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Meat Jelly mug.When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Duster mug.I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021
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Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
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When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
by Dick Onchin October 07, 2020
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