384 definitions by Dick Onchin
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
Oh man we went to Tandoori House last night for dinner. I’m paying the price today when an Indian star.
I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.
I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020
He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
by Dick Onchin December 25, 2021
1. A hand job.
2. Reference to one’s preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.
3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.
2. Reference to one’s preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.
3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.
1. Rachel pulled the car back behind the Safeway loading dock and gave me a vigorous weenie arm till I busted on her console.
2. I can’t wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.
3. The new assistant is no doubt the principal’s new weenie arm.
2. I can’t wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.
3. The new assistant is no doubt the principal’s new weenie arm.
by Dick Onchin May 10, 2020
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2021
When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020