Detective Wizard's definitions

coppercopter

A police helicopter that is really cool.

I really love that movie "Blue Thunder", and especially the coppercopter that Roy Scheider, who coincidentally played the part of the Sherrif in the movie"Jaws" flew, and looped.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

flawsuit

A court case, or lawsuit that is based on some trivial matter, or takes advantage of a flawed or loose law, usually motivated by greed, and implies some degree taking advantage of a simple accidental occurrence, for monetary gain

I still can't believe that we now have to look at that ridiculous "Caution Hot Coffee" message on some of our coffee cups, which is somewhat of an insult to one's intelligence, due to that darn flawsuit.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

gangravate

The action performed by a group of people, in order to aggravate an individual or a different group of people. It is usually done with the intent to incite a reaction in a person, or otherwise lead the person into producing a behavior which can be filmed and used to misrepresent the person's true character. It usually motivated by greed, or dislike for a person, because the person is more wealthy, intelligent, witty, or somehow otherwise differs from them. It has been used in politics by media outlets and other organizations, and competing political groups.

The gang-stalkers, which included doctors and lawyers, intentionally and deceptively tried to stir up the individual and gangravate the person with the intent to incite or goad a reaction, which they could film and present in a court of law in order to misrepresent the true character of the person, and make earlier false testimony appear more plausible, believable, and acceptable.

by Detective Wizard November 2, 2019

mornag

The act of intentionally or in rare cases unintentionally irritating another person very soon after they get out of bed in the morning. Can also refer to someone that is known to perform this action frequently.

I really like my new girlfriend, although starting out the day is difficult with her as she can be a real mornag sometimes.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

flymptom

A false symptom, either a legitimate mistake, but also sometimes used deceptively by someone to trick others into believing that the person has a condition that does not really exist.

The person was trying to determine where the wood creaking noises were coming from, a clear case of a flymptom, as he was not looking around the room aimlessly as you described.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019