Detective Wizard's definitions

snoop clown

Someone who suspects that they are being watched or actually is under surveillance, who intentionally acts like a clown, or does something unique and unexpected to cause the folks watching to burst out in laughter, or to discuss the activity, to allow the person being watched to confirm their presence. Can also refer to a person who acts in this manner solely for the entertainment of the folks watching, and for himself of herself.

I acted like a snoop clown to get the folks that were looking at me through my window to laugh.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

herocop

A person involved in any type of law enforcement, that intervenes, going above and beyond the normal call of when he or she observes something truly wrong about to be done, as the result of systematic failure, typically preventing an innocent person or persons from being wrongly arrested, detained, or in any way negatively affected needlessly. It typically implies that the person has taken a risk to some extent, and was later indemnified and looked upon as a true hero of society, possibly being the first to leave footprints for others to follow in similar situations.

Officer McDonald is a true herocop for preventing a travesty of justice that would have otherwise occurred if the person's residence was needlessly visited or stormed to apprehend the person that was falsely accused.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

gangravate

The action performed by a group of people, in order to aggravate an individual or a different group of people. It is usually done with the intent to incite a reaction in a person, or otherwise lead the person into producing a behavior which can be filmed and used to misrepresent the person's true character. It usually motivated by greed, or dislike for a person, because the person is more wealthy, intelligent, witty, or somehow otherwise differs from them. It has been used in politics by media outlets and other organizations, and competing political groups.

The gang-stalkers, which included doctors and lawyers, intentionally and deceptively tried to stir up the individual and gangravate the person with the intent to incite or goad a reaction, which they could film and present in a court of law in order to misrepresent the true character of the person, and make earlier false testimony appear more plausible, believable, and acceptable.

by Detective Wizard November 2, 2019

desnoop

The act of limiting or completely eliminating surveillance on a particular person, either by the folks performing the surveillance, or by someone on behalf of the person under surveillance, or by the person under surveillance himself or herself. Can also refer to the act of installing light-blocking shades in one's home, to prevent nosy neighbors or peeping Tom types from peering into their windows.

I was aware of some overly curious types looking at what I was doing on my laptop, so I desnooped them by working under a wool blanket.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

scrunge dust

The grungy, dusty material, usually gray in color, that is produced as the result of "scratching off" an instant lottery ticket or some other card-like item, which has a coating over some areas, to conceal the printing underneath from view, until a later time.

The entire area of the convenient store, where folks scratch lottery tickets was caked with scrunge dust.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019