Desmond White's definitions

ginsberg

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.

"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

holidorgy

Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.

"that was a great holidorgy."
"yeah it's nice having the in-laws over."

by Desmond White December 2, 2009

slutily slut slut

An uber ho. She's not just a slut, she's slut slut. She's not just slut slut, she's slutily slut slut. It's intense.

"That chick so slutily slut slut, she be seeding semen demons all over my couch."
"That didn't make any sense."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

lady thing

Anything pertaining to ladies. Lady things can range from tea parties to bodily functions. Generally a sore topic amongst men (in fact, you'll probably never hear a man refer to a lady thing as a "lady thing.")

"you hook with louise last night?"
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

blaisican

a black asian mexican.

Daughter: "Mom, Dad, this is my blaisican."
Blaisican: "I am having lots and lots of sexual relations with your child, constantly."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009