Definitions by Desmond White

ginsberg 

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.

"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."

ginsberg by Desmond White December 1, 2009

mandalized 

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

mandalized by Desmond White December 1, 2009

slutily slut slut 

An uber ho. She's not just a slut, she's slut slut. She's not just slut slut, she's slutily slut slut. It's intense.

"That chick so slutily slut slut, she be seeding semen demons all over my couch."
"That didn't make any sense."

slutily slut slut by Desmond White December 1, 2009

lady thing 

Anything pertaining to ladies. Lady things can range from tea parties to bodily functions. Generally a sore topic amongst men (in fact, you'll probably never hear a man refer to a lady thing as a "lady thing.")

"you hook with louise last night?"
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."

lady thing by Desmond White December 1, 2009

blaisican 

a black asian mexican.

Daughter: "Mom, Dad, this is my blaisican."
Blaisican: "I am having lots and lots of sexual relations with your child, constantly."

blaisican by Desmond White December 1, 2009

desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.

Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."

desmondized by Desmond White December 1, 2009