6 definitions by Derrick Diggler
“Bro, I can’t believe your Civic just got disrespected from a roll by that DisguStang.” “Well, bro... I’ll get him next time. I’m getting a turbo for my B18D2 ball sucker and I’m gonna be fasssssst.”
by Derrick Diggler October 25, 2020
“Bro, I can’t believe your Civic just got disrespected from a roll by that DisguStang.” “Well, bro... I’ll get him next time. I’m getting a turbo for my B18D2 ball sucker and I’m gonna be fasssssst.”
by Derrick Diggler October 25, 2020
Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
by Derrick Diggler June 29, 2008
Disgusting, gross, nasty... like that chicken that's been laying in its own congealed fat for a few days on the counter.
Derrick: "Yo, you want to go eat at Hometown Buffet?"
John: "Hell no. Every time we go there, that stuff is bulping!"
John: "Hell no. Every time we go there, that stuff is bulping!"
by Derrick Diggler September 4, 2007
A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.
"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."
Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"
Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"
by Derrick Diggler May 23, 2013
John: "That girl is pretty hot, even if she is about 50 years old, and looks like someone beat her with a bag of nickels."
Derrick: "Bulp! That's disgusting!"
Derrick: "Bulp! That's disgusting!"
by Derrick Diggler September 4, 2007