Der Capitan's definitions

elitism

A state of delusion in which one (The elitist) believes oneself - and a small group with whom one assosciates - to be less incompetent or more useful than the rest of society.

American societal structure has gained an even greater degree of elitism than high school.

by Der Capitan September 7, 2003

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

made

1. Past tense of the verb "to make", meaning, "to create, manufacture, or deign".
2. Can also, in a few cases, be used to mean "received".

1. I made a taco and ate it with deliciousness.
2. I made me some bills last night, yo.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

reacharound

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.

A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".

by Der Capitan February 8, 2004

sluts

Contrary to apparent popular belief, the PLURAL form of the word "slut". Meaning more than one slut.

YES: Yo, dem's bitches just sluts.
NO: Yo, dat bitch just a slut, G.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004