Der Capitan's definitions

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

made

1. Past tense of the verb "to make", meaning, "to create, manufacture, or deign".
2. Can also, in a few cases, be used to mean "received".

1. I made a taco and ate it with deliciousness.
2. I made me some bills last night, yo.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

user

1. The 'audience', so to speak, of a programmer's code.
2. One participating in computer usage. Usually doing something totally unproductive, like looking at porn, playing solitaire, and otherwise generally not working. Bane of sysadmins.
3. See luser.

1. This algorithm is designed specifically to frustrate the user.
2. Sysadmin: Oops, sorry user, looks like I deleted all your projects while you were playing Freecell.
3. See luser.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

taco salad

Vegan pussy.

"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

sluts

Contrary to apparent popular belief, the PLURAL form of the word "slut". Meaning more than one slut.

YES: Yo, dem's bitches just sluts.
NO: Yo, dat bitch just a slut, G.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

ka

Derived principally from AKA, a shortening of the phrase, "Known as," rather than, "Also Known As."

It's that crazy guy, KA Shopping-Cart Steve.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

gigli

Well... I mean... I liked it.

I don't have an example for the word Gigli.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004