15 definitions by Denzel wendell
A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
Mitway Limp
Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
by Denzel wendell March 2, 2019
by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019
I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.
by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019
A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
A real pain in the ass who does everything in his power to avoid doing the job he’s been paid to do. Sleeping, eating and annoying while at work are his specialties but he still gets the same benefits as all other coworkers.
Wow, that lazy dickball is a real johnnyO. Could you ever imagine being at work and sleeping with swollen feet up and waiting for the boss to let you go home.
by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019