Denzel wendell's definitions
Wannabee farmer who dresses like a gumba. Walks around Vernon Park Place in either overalls with no shirt or a peach colored polyester pants suit from the 80s. Sings Sinatra songs to all the college kids as he walks by them going to Tufanos, where he has actually banned from for drinking in the buff.
Vernon Park Place Gotti looks like a real momo in that outfit and his voice is horrible. I wish he would just stick to drinking and crawling home. Oh, Baboso!
by Denzel wendell March 14, 2019
Get the Vernon Park Place Gottimug. That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.
by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019
Get the Flipping the muskratmug. When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.
Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.
by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019
Get the The dirty Loumug. Mitway Limp
Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
by Denzel wendell March 2, 2019
Get the Mitway Limpmug. by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019
Get the Mcdonkeymug. by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
Get the singletarymug. A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.
I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.
by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019
Get the Ice Mikemug.