JohnnyO

A real pain in the ass who does everything in his power to avoid doing the job he’s been paid to do. Sleeping, eating and annoying while at work are his specialties but he still gets the same benefits as all other coworkers.

Wow, that lazy dickball is a real johnnyO. Could you ever imagine being at work and sleeping with swollen feet up and waiting for the boss to let you go home.

by Denzel wendell March 07, 2019

Frenzeled

To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.

Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.

by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019

brownfield

A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.

That’s the 4th brownfield he received today while he’s working.

by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019

Snorzilla

A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom

Did you hear Snorzilla last night she keep the neighbors up from a block away.

by Denzel wendell March 11, 2019

The dirty Lou

When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.

Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.

by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019

Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 08, 2019