Denzel wendell's definitions
When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.
Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.
by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019
Get the The dirty Loumug. I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
Get the Owensedmug. A middle aged man who wanders Vernon Park Place wearing nothing but a robe and slippers while singing Frank Sinatra songs to the college students on their way to class
On my way to class I saw that guy singing Frank Sintra songs. I think that was that guy known as the Vernon Park place gotti
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
Get the Vernon Park Place Gottimug. A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.
by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019
Get the brownfieldmug. A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom
by Denzel wendell March 11, 2019
Get the Snorzillamug. To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.
Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.
by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019
Get the Frenzeledmug. That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.
by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019
Get the Flipping the muskratmug.