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Frenzeled

To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.
Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.
by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019
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The dirty Lou

When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.
Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.
by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019
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Mitway Limp

Mitway Limp

Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
I’ve been working at Midway Airport for three months and I’ve got the Mitway Limp.
by Denzel wendell March 2, 2019
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Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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Owensed

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.
I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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Angry Reno

A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.
This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. He’s such an angry Reno
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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singletary

A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.
You see that girl over there?? She’s built like a singletary
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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