Vernon Park Place Gotti

A middle aged man who wanders Vernon Park Place wearing nothing but a robe and slippers while singing Frank Sinatra songs to the college students on their way to class

On my way to class I saw that guy singing Frank Sintra songs. I think that was that guy known as the Vernon Park place gotti

by Denzel wendell March 06, 2019

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 06, 2019

singletary

A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.

You see that girl over there?? She’s built like a singletary

by Denzel wendell March 06, 2019

Mitway Limp

Mitway Limp

Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.

I’ve been working at Midway Airport for three months and I’ve got the Mitway Limp.

by Denzel wendell March 02, 2019

Vernon Park Place Gotti

Wannabee farmer who dresses like a gumba. Walks around Vernon Park Place in either overalls with no shirt or a peach colored polyester pants suit from the 80s. Sings Sinatra songs to all the college kids as he walks by them going to Tufanos, where he has actually banned from for drinking in the buff.

Vernon Park Place Gotti looks like a real momo in that outfit and his voice is horrible. I wish he would just stick to drinking and crawling home. Oh, Baboso!

by Denzel wendell March 14, 2019

Mcdonkey

A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesn’t go his way.

Why’s he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.

by Denzel wendell March 07, 2019

Owensed

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

by Denzel wendell March 06, 2019