Definitions by Denzel wendell

The dirty Lou 

When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.

Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.

The dirty Lou by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019

Frenzeled 

To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.

Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.

Frenzeled by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019

brownfield 

A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.

That’s the 4th brownfield he received today while he’s working.

brownfield by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019

Vernon Park Place Gotti

Wannabee farmer who dresses like a gumba. Walks around Vernon Park Place in either overalls with no shirt or a peach colored polyester pants suit from the 80s. Sings Sinatra songs to all the college kids as he walks by them going to Tufanos, where he has actually banned from for drinking in the buff.

Vernon Park Place Gotti looks like a real momo in that outfit and his voice is horrible. I wish he would just stick to drinking and crawling home. Oh, Baboso!

Vernon Park Place Gotti by Denzel wendell March 14, 2019

Snorzilla 

A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom

Did you hear Snorzilla last night she keep the neighbors up from a block away.

Snorzilla by Denzel wendell March 11, 2019

Flipping the muskrat 

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

Flipping the muskrat by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

Ice Mike 

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

Ice Mike by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019