cherry picker

Someone at work who saves all the good or easy jobs for himself and his buddies. Also applies to an athlete who only plays when he feels like it or when he can come in and take all the glory for himself.

Damn Jeff is such a cherry picker. He took the easy job and dumped all the grunt work off on us.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

ice queen

A frigid bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink and ignores men's advances and usually whines about everything. If you got an ice queen on your arm kick her out the door because you have no chance in hell of slipping the beef to this one.

My ex is a frigid ice queen whose primary language is complaints

by DennisIsEvil June 09, 2007

funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.

I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.

by Dennisisevil November 06, 2005

red baron

-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.

-When a girl is having her period.

OH NOOOOO! Run for your lives, men! The red baron is flying into town!

by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005

The God Card

Similar to The Hitler Card, The God card is when one evokes the name of God or some other religious deity into a debate. Usually their logic is that their opponent's position goes against the word of God and often times they include religious scripture. This is Usually done as alast ditch effort by someone who does not have anything even remotely resembling rational reasons for their position and feels the need to appeal to their opponents religious beliefs or blind faith to steer the argument into their religon.

The God Card often comes into play on issues like abortion, war, or politics.

by dennisisevil June 28, 2006

tuner

A piece of crap foreign car made to look like a racecar. Usually piloted by some wigger. Typical add-ons include a giant wing that does nothing, a PS2 or XBox, tons of cheasy ground fx, a pathetic looking hoodscoop, all kids of window stickers for parts the driver doesn't own, and of course a coffee can looking muffler to make the car sound like an angry lawnmower.

Driver 1:Look at my Honda I'm bad homes I'm bad I drive a tuner.
Driver 2: Oh shut up everyone knows that chunk of crap used to be your grandma's grocery getter.

by DennisIsEvil April 18, 2006

Rick Jamesed

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.

Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.

by DennisIsEvil April 18, 2006