Denis Baldwin's definitions

Linder

The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.

Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.

When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.

by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004

cityclub

An after-hours club in Detroit, Michigan at the base of the Ramada Hotel at the corner of Cass and Bagley.

City Club runs until 4 a.m. on most nights and is geared towards the gothic subculture.

When we get all gothed up, we're going to City Club.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

313

Area code that encompasses most of Detroit. It's infamous around the U.S. as being a bad area that scares most people not from here.

Comin' straight out the 313,
no niggas gonna fuck with me,
you can beg and you can plea,
I'm gonna rock like Detroit City,

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

dead nuts on

Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.

When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.

Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003