turd

You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.

All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 30, 2007
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lesbian

A she-fag.

A lady poofter.
Maxwell is a lesbian. She likes to fist other women. She enjoys eating their butts and watching them take dumps.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda January 19, 2008
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long

The adjective that describes length.
All you short guys like to say, "It's not how long it is that matters; it's what you do with it."
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 09, 2007
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public bathroom

A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.
Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 09, 2007
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