Definitions by Definitely a human!

who’d’ve 

a contraction that nobody acknowledges the existence of.

it means “who would have”.

who’d’ve thought!

who’d’ve by Definitely a human! December 31, 2022

corn dni 

something to say if you are a fan of inanimate insanity and you see something with corn

someone: blah blah blah corn
me: corn dni

corn dni by Definitely a human! August 27, 2022

Tubbo 

A popular british streamer who isn’t innocent but also is

Tubbo: “As long as you have socks on it’s ok!”
Ranboo: *wheeze*
Tubbo: That’s a saying, isn’t it? “As long as you have the socks on it’s ok”?

Tubbo by Definitely a human! June 14, 2021

Heck 

Hell and fuck combined

Heck yeah!!!!!!

Heck by Definitely a human! June 14, 2021

Ranboo 

The beloved enderman/genderman. He is a minecraft streamer on twitch and is known for being on the dream smp. He is incredibly supportive of the lgbtq+ community

P1: *wearing Ranboo merch*
Ranboo: *starts sliding over on heelys at full speed*
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Ranboo by Definitely a human! June 13, 2021

Kindess 

How Nintendo spells kindness

“Such kindess will surely find it’s way back to you”

Kindess by Definitely a human! January 3, 2021

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020