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Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Jevsune Hole

A jevsune hole is another way of say 2 jews doing anal.

Distant noise: AH AH
me: what is that noise that's far away?
William with no last name: oh thats just two jews pulling a jevsune hole.

by Decent Definitions February 23, 2017

BGD

This is a simple acronym usually coming from perverts, dudes, and more dudes. This means big gigantic dick.

Hey jimmy I wanna see your BGD?

by Decent Definitions February 16, 2017

Love

IS A LIE

IM SORRY IM JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RN.

(love)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Dack

Type you dumb ass

"You can go suck on this dack... Oh wait."

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017