lots o fun

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.

lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Love

IS A LIE

IM SORRY IM JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RN.

(love)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Dack

Type you dumb ass

"You can go suck on this dack... Oh wait."

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Redit

The thing Urban Dictionary can only hope to be as cool as.

Suck a dick Urban Dictionary Redit is where it's at.

by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017