if you will

an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.

The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

sand bubba

The original inhabitants of water communities.

The new owner of the million dollar mansion on the beach was upset with the sand bubba and his used car part lot next door.

by Deborah Spicer June 25, 2006

Boortz

a highly skilled orator

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006

pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.

Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.

by Deborah Spicer July 06, 2006

piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006