pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.
Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.
by Deborah Spicer July 06, 2006
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recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.
Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.
by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006
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with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.
Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.
by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006
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mediacracy

government by the media; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the corporations and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents.
The mediacracy instructs me every day through the internet, radio and T.V. how to be the perfect American.
by Deborah Spicer October 30, 2006
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speaking in tongues

using your tongue to relay a spirtual message.
Billy Bob was speaking in tongues when he showed me what a Texas Taint Tickler was.
by Deborah Spicer June 25, 2006
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Statesboro

A small boring college town in southeast Georgia surrounded by cotton fields that is spelled that way because no one knew how to spell Statesborough.
"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"
by Deborah Spicer June 19, 2006
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essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.
My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.
by Deborah Spicer July 16, 2006
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