Definitions by Deborah Spicer

piano teacher 

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

piano teacher by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

essex by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

Precial 

to be special and precious at the same time.

She is a precial little kitty cat!

Precial by Deborah Spicer July 8, 2006

pissholes in the snow 

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.

Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.

pissholes in the snow by Deborah Spicer July 6, 2006

Jagermeister Moment 

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

Jagermeister Moment by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

with a ten foot pole 

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

with a ten foot pole by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

sand bubba 

The original inhabitants of water communities.

The new owner of the million dollar mansion on the beach was upset with the sand bubba and his used car part lot next door.

sand bubba by Deborah Spicer June 25, 2006