runaway bride

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!
Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.
by Deborah Spicer June 25, 2006
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with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.
Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.
by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006
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recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.
Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.
by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006
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pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.
Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.
by Deborah Spicer July 06, 2006
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piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.
The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!
by Deborah Spicer July 16, 2006
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if you will

an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.
by Deborah Spicer August 13, 2006
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mediacracy

government by the media; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the corporations and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents.
The mediacracy instructs me every day through the internet, radio and T.V. how to be the perfect American.
by Deborah Spicer October 30, 2006
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