Definitions by Deborah Lee

armadildo 

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

armadildo by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

lower than a snake's belly 

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

lower than a snake's belly by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

thicker than hair on a dog's back 

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

thicker than hair on a dog's back by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

mexican air-conditioning 

When you open the door with out any screens to let the cool air in the house because you do not have air-conditioning.

The trailer's front door was wide open letting in all of the flys from the chicken farm where he was a migrant worker,to let in the fresh air because mexican air-conditioning was better than none at all.

mexican air-conditioning by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

dirka dirka 

The man with the turban that works at the gas station.

Everytime I pay $3.05 cents for a gallon of gas I feel like telling the dirka dirka behind the counter to go ^%&^ himself.

dirka dirka by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

Boortzed 

To have all of your original thoughts erased and replaced with right wing propaganda.

After listening to the Neal Boortz Show out of Atlanta for a couple of weeks I have now been Boortzed.

Boortzed by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

muleyheaded 

When someone is being stubborn.

I wanted Billy Bob to throw the ball to the inside but he was being muleyheaded.

muleyheaded by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006