throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 01, 2006

Boortzed

To have all of your original thoughts erased and replaced with right wing propaganda.

After listening to the Neal Boortz Show out of Atlanta for a couple of weeks I have now been Boortzed.

by Deborah Lee June 03, 2006

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 02, 2006

like Grant took Richmond

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 20, 2006

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 02, 2006

liberator

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.

With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.

by Deborah Lee July 01, 2006