Deborah Lee's definitions

armadildo

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

924

code for a gay person with dyslexia.

"Bruce has dyslexia"
"How do you know that he has dyslexia?
"He told me that he knew he was 924 since he was eleven"

by Deborah Lee July 18, 2006

throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006

dirka dirka

The man with the turban that works at the gas station.

Everytime I pay $3.05 cents for a gallon of gas I feel like telling the dirka dirka behind the counter to go ^%&^ himself.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

california howdy

when you give someone the finger

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

Boortzed

To have all of your original thoughts erased and replaced with right wing propaganda.

After listening to the Neal Boortz Show out of Atlanta for a couple of weeks I have now been Boortzed.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008