Definitions by Deaner Beaner

Homo-hater 

A person of little to no intellect that portrays themselves as a highly regarded and respected member of the human race and, that does not recognize homosexuals as a legitimate and respected forefront of culture. A person that hates homosexuals. A definative idiot that uses the terms faggot, fag, dyke, homo, etc...

That woman over there said I looked like a dyke, she is definately a "homo-hater."

Homo-hater by Deaner Beaner March 14, 2007

Glass Shits 

A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.

I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.

Glass Shits by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

COTTON PATCH 

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

COTTON PATCH by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

GANG SLUT 

A woman (or man) that is required to perform sex acts on members of the gang on command. If female, she more than likely has several children from different members of the gang, lives on welfare, has at least one STD and could be on probation.

Damn holmes, did you see that girls ass, she needs to be our new gang slut!

GANG SLUT by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

PURPLE MEAT 

A term used to describe the appearance of a black woman or man's sexual organ. A black man's penis. A black woman's vagina, especially the labia or lips portion, resembling a roast beef sandwich.

"Hey Gina, did you fuck that black dude you met last night?"

"Hell no Stacie, he was cute, but when he whipped his ding-dong out, it looked like purple meat or somethin"

PURPLE MEAT by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Harry Potter Dyke 

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.

Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!

Harry Potter Dyke by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Jew Bush 

A jewish woman's genital area that is extremely overgrown with pubic hair, in which 90% of the time is very dark, curly, nappy and unkept. The result of jewish breeding, causing massive hair growth in the pubic region of women.

That girl out there dancin looks jewish, I bet she has a serious Jew Bush!

Jew Bush by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006