Dean McCluskey's definitions

Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

boaby

A slang term for male reproductive organ.

Paul not only had one testicle but the poor bastards miniscule boaby was surrounded by a mass of ginger pubes...

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Hogbeast

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003