Definitions by Dean Gallberry

Cold Cosby 

When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.

“I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”

Cold Cosby by Dean Gallberry December 9, 2023

take the badguy around the corner 

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

take the badguy around the corner by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

jiffy pop 

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

jiffy pop by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

yellow bridge

A particularly harsh cutdown for someone with yellow dirty teeth. The phrase was coined by Bubba the Love Sponge (the famous radio shock jock) in reference to co-host Patrick “tuddle” Fowler’s yellow smile.

Damn tuddle...your teeth are so dirty! It looks like a yellow bridge when you smile. You’re a real mustardmouth!

yellow bridge by Dean Gallberry April 9, 2019

Manson 

Manson is the stage name of Mike Waters. He is the right hand man/business partner of Bubba the Love Sponge. He is a multi-talented member of the long running comedy radio show “The Bubba the Love Sponge Show” based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is known as “the best parody man” in radio, as evidenced by his prolific output of songs and comic bits.

Manson is a parody badass!!!

Manson by Dean Gallberry April 3, 2019

jagoffsky 

Masturbate in Russian. A common slang term in Russia for “jacking off”.

Ivan was too drunk to bring home a lady so he decided to watch porn and jagoffsky.

jagoffsky by Dean Gallberry April 2, 2019

dolphin door 

Slang term for vagina that hints at the fishy scented nature of the vajayjay.

Billy said my dolphin door reminded him of happy days spent at the sea shore.

dolphin door by Dean Gallberry April 2, 2019