Dean's definitions

pinny parlour

Video and pinball games parlour

Check out the new pacman game they have down at the pinny parlour!!

by Dean May 13, 2005

FrankGrimes

To have a run of extremely bad luck.

In one month : 3x speeding fines, broken digital camera, car repairs, jipped on car registration, lost credit card.

Fark, that's a deadset grimey!

by Dean March 18, 2005

dassime

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

by Dean March 22, 2005

Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

by Dean March 25, 2005

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005