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The state of of living that is not in a mortal sense; spiritual state after we die.
This is derived from a belief that before we come to in our present bodies, we know who we were before and how we got here, our memories are blocked upon injection or transference into mortal bodies, and these memories are returned to us upon physical death.
This is derived from a belief that before we come to in our present bodies, we know who we were before and how we got here, our memories are blocked upon injection or transference into mortal bodies, and these memories are returned to us upon physical death.
Is it possible that when we die physically, we return to our spiritual, exmortal state where we can reflect upon our living experiences, consolidating and updating our knowledge before returning for another cycle of mortal living?
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Get the exmortal mug.Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.
"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."
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Get the farty hardy mug.The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
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Get the doo doo magic mug.One who tries to spread the word of a religion, esp. those of western religions, including going from residence to residence hanging religious paraphernalia on door knobs and fences unobtrusively or going so far as to knock on such doors to donate bibles, CDs, DVDs, and other media promoting their faith, or even accosting people in public to elicit a discussion about their faith and why theirs is the One Right Way to follow.
"Aw, man... These modern inquisitors are at it again... Pushing their beliefs into people's faces with those CDs even in neighborhoods that are clearly ethnic in lifestyles. They need to respect other people's beliefs."
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Get the Modern Inquisitor mug.After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"
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Get the crapsman mug.Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.
The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.
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