doo doo magic

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
by Deaf Drummer June 05, 2010
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Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.
by Deaf Drummer June 01, 2010
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snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."
(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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Modern Inquisitor

One who tries to spread the word of a religion, esp. those of western religions, including going from residence to residence hanging religious paraphernalia on door knobs and fences unobtrusively or going so far as to knock on such doors to donate bibles, CDs, DVDs, and other media promoting their faith, or even accosting people in public to elicit a discussion about their faith and why theirs is the One Right Way to follow.
"Aw, man... These modern inquisitors are at it again... Pushing their beliefs into people's faces with those CDs even in neighborhoods that are clearly ethnic in lifestyles. They need to respect other people's beliefs."
by Deaf Drummer February 09, 2010
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spellout

an acronym expansion, or stating what an acronym stands for.
I know that YWCA can stand for Young Women's Christian Association and for Young Women Committed to Action. Are these spellouts pointing to the one and same organization?

What is the spellout for AACP?
by Deaf Drummer December 31, 2009
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exmortal

The state of of living that is not in a mortal sense; spiritual state after we die.

This is derived from a belief that before we come to in our present bodies, we know who we were before and how we got here, our memories are blocked upon injection or transference into mortal bodies, and these memories are returned to us upon physical death.
Is it possible that when we die physically, we return to our spiritual, exmortal state where we can reflect upon our living experiences, consolidating and updating our knowledge before returning for another cycle of mortal living?
by Deaf Drummer June 05, 2010
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A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.
"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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