Definitions by De Lumpdumper

Ego Helium 

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

Ego Helium by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018

Valve Time 

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

Valve Time by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

Cheeto Zombie 

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

Cheeto Zombie by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

Turddigger 

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

Turddigger by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

Shittin' Pants 

Pants that one would wear when about to shit themselves.

"I Hope you got your Shittin' pants on, because you are about to shit your pants." - Negan, 2017.

Shittin' Pants by De Lumpdumper October 31, 2017

President Toddler 

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

President Toddler by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017