Dazza's definitions

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 8, 2003

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by dazza July 3, 2003

Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

by Dazza March 12, 2005

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

by dazza February 25, 2005

ivor

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

by dazza July 3, 2003

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004