Prosticlanker

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".
Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.
by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025
mugGet the Prosticlankermug.

Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
mugGet the Lex Luthor's monkeymug.

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