Definitions by David X. Hatley

Chuddery

A tirade or rant containing reactionary, conservative, or right-wing nonsense.

In the car, my dad spouted chuddery glazing Trump and how we're in the "Golden Age of America" which is obviously bullshit. And proceeds to complain how Muslims are coming from New York, invading the country by establishing vape stores. What the fuck? These days, I don't take his shitty politics seriously. He's too deep in this MAGA rabbit hole to be trusted.

Chuddery by David X. Hatley June 20, 2026

Ironyslop

A genre of AI-generated content that has anti-AI messaging.

A T-shirt with a Ironyslop image of a guy saying "FUCK AI!"

Ironyslop by David X. Hatley April 27, 2026

Israeli anthem

A genre of AI-generated content that is a comedic and parody song, associated with brainrot.

I watched a video called "PLEASE RISE FOR THE ISRAELI ANTHEM" and it's a song about the poo poo test in Rocket Monkeys.

Israeli anthem by David X. Hatley April 17, 2026

Tristislop

A genre of AI-generated content that is sad. A portmanteau of the Latin word "tristis", meaning sad, gloomy, sorrowful, and melancholy, and slop, a pejorative slang for AI-generated content.

I watched a tristislop video of a cat in a strawberry diaper crying because his mom died.

Tristislop by David X. Hatley April 15, 2026

Cross-Universal Theory

In the Grand Theft Auto (GTA) community, any fan theory that attempts to make at least two or all GTA universes (2D, 3D, HD) connected and/or canon to eachother. An acronym for this term is CUT.

He makes a Cross-Universal Theory explaining that GTA San Andreas and GTA V are connected.

Cross-Universal Theory by David X. Hatley April 1, 2026

Kirked

To be fatally shot in the neck.

Nick Shirley says people telling him he’ll be ‘Kirked’ after viral Somali fraud video.

Kirked by David X. Hatley December 31, 2025

Griftsucker

A person who believes what a grifter says.

A group of griftsuckers genuinely believe the DCU is falling apart because The Critical Drinker said so.

Griftsucker by David X. Hatley December 28, 2025